Real Men of Tomatoes

Emily presents real men of genius (real men of genius). Today we salute you Mr. Tomato Sandwich Eater (Mr. Tomato Sandwich Eater). Never has one man done so much with so little (eating them tomatoes). What do you do when you have a wheel barrow full of tomatoes? You eat through hundreds of tomatoes in a summer, and prevent explosive bowels by putting the tomatoes between two slices of bread (between two slices of bread). There is no stopping you when it comes to laying on the mayo. Armed with stretchy pants and an empty stomach (stretchy pants and an empty stomach) you eat what every one is craving but they just don't know it yet. So crack open another over sized tomato and enjoy one more sandwich oh prince of the most debated vegetable on the planet, you deserve it (Mr. Tomato Sandwich Eater).